The Perfect Passion Company by Alexander Mccall smith
Author:Alexander Mccall smith
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Polygon
CHAPTER ELEVEN
A day out with Herb and Jacques
Herb came round to collect Ness in his truck. Jacques was with him, having left his own older and even more decrepit truck outside Herbâs house. Ness had seen them from her window and had watched as Herb came out to greet his friend; she saw that Jacques had something with him â a small sack of some sort â and he handed this to Herb, who looked inside it, appeared to say something to Jacques, and then took it inside. Jacques lit a cigarette while he waited for Herb to return. Ness watched the small clouds of smoke rise above his head, like breath in winter. Then Herb came out of the house, and the two men climbed into the other truck. She hoped that Jacques would not smoke as they drove to the lake. People sometimes said, âDo you mind if I smoke?â even as they lit up. She would say she did. She believed in telling people that she objected, and she would do so if Jacques asked her.
Herb came to her front door and knocked. There was a bell, but it did not work, and Herb appeared to know that.
âYour bell hasnât worked for years,â he said. âYou knew that? I always knock when I come here. The last people to rent this house were deaf. I had to knock real loud to get them to answer.â
âIâll fix it,â said Ness. âIâm going to be living here for a while.â
âThereâs a guy called Bill who does these things,â Herb told her. âHeâs not exactly an electrician â but he behaves like one.â
Ness laughed. âThatâs an interesting way of putting it.â
âHeâll fix your bell,â said Herb. âBillâs got electricity tape.â
She locked the front door behind her and walked with him back to the truck. Jacques had moved to the back seat.
âWe havenât got far to go,â said Herb. âIâve got the rods in the back. Also, some sandwiches. Fishing can be hungry work.â
Jacques greeted her from the back seat as she got into the front of the cab. âWeâre going to catch a pike today,â he said. âMaybe two or three. You never know.â
âThat big one,â said Herb.
âYou said that last month, Herb,â said Jacques. âAnd the month before. Heâs still there. Watching us. Laughing.â
âIâve been trying for a long time,â said Herb.
Ness gazed out of the window as they moved off. Trees, she thought. All these trees.
âWeâve got trees, all right,â Herb said.
She looked at him from the corner of her eye. He appeared to have read her mind. And then she asked herself, What do I think Iâm doing? Going pike fishing with two men I barely know? Pike fishing!
From the back, Jacques said, âNo shortage of trees.â
Ness decided that she should say something. âI like trees.â
âYou like trees?â asked Herb.
âYes. I love forests. I love the way they smell. And the quiet. I like the way that trees deaden sound.â
Jacques made his contribution. âYou donât want to get lost in all those trees out there.
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